The relationship advice

Do u kno tat


A female zebra pays more attention to a male zebra if it’s taken? So wat do tis mean by tat?

Well, lets put tis on human. U hv a crush on someone, but he/she nvr reli notice u, sexual jealousy can b a strong motivator, so u might doing these:

- Getting an invisible gf/bf on the phone in front of him/her?

- Changing status on the fb/msn?

- Get a fake gf/bf?

So that he/she might see u in a new light, but in condition tat he/she muz oso hav a little crush on u, if u r no one for him/her, I bet he/she wont b even notice the change of ur status…

Anyhow, human r nt zebras, so is tis working? For u to try out!!!


 
zebra rape

paul the octopus

do u kno...

Paul became internationally famous for correctly predicting the winner of Germany's seven matches at the 2010 World Cup, as well as the final.


Paul was presented with two boxes containing food in the form of a mussel, each box marked on the outside with the flag of a national football team in an upcoming match. He chose the box with the flag of the winning team in four of Germany's six Euro 2008 matches, and in all seven of their matches in the 2010 World Cup. He correctly predicted a win for Spain against the Netherlands in the World Cup final on 11 July by eating the mussel in the box with the Spanish flag on it. His predictions were 100% (8/8) correct for the 2010 World Cup and 86% (12/14) correct overall. Paul was retired after the 2010 FIFA World Cup. The keeper at the aquarium claims that Paul was not the octopus which predicted the results for the 2008 UEFA European Football Championships, which would give him 100% accuracy overall.
 (wikipedia)

n how do octopus breed?

Octopus reproduce in a very unique way. When they are ready to mate, the male octopus inserts a special arm called the hectocotylus, which is filled with sperm cells, into the mantle cavity of the female. The female's mantle cavity is filled with eggs which are then fertilized and are attached to her lair where she guards them until they hatch. Male octopuses die about a few months after mating, and female octopuses die shortly after the eggs have hatched.

so, as a conclusion


paul is stil a virgin!! can we assume tat his accuracy in the wc prediction is bcoz of he is stil a virgin, he is stil remaining his purity soul? wtf!!! haha, so if he die after mating, whos going to predict the upcoming premium cup n wc? paul son? or PAUL VAN DYK? or paul hv to keep his virginity till de day he die? pity paul!!!


can he predict the toto, magnum, o all sort of gambling games for us? lmao!!!