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the fake me, i'm trying to b simple but i'm complicated, i'm trying to b happy but i'm emo all the time, i'm trying to sleep more but i always sleepless, i'm trying to diet but i love to eat, i'm trying to nt to cry but my tears drop, i'm trying to b free but i'm always bz, i'm trying to change but i'm juz too stubborn, i'm trying to love but i'm always fail, i'm trying to let u to know me more, but i dun even know myself, i'm trying to b true but i'm just FAKE!!!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

2010 Volkswagen New Beetle Convertible


omg, tis is reli cute, all tis while i love beetle a lot, n tis convvertible version reli fucking cool~~~~~




2010 VW New Beetle Final Edition. After more than a decade of sales, the Volkswagen New Beetle is finally being retired. While rumors about a second-generation New Beetle swirl, VW is sending off the reborn icon with a special edition. Dubbed the Final Edition,” this New Beetle is distinguished by unique paint, wheels and badging. In this video we take a look at the coupe and convertible versions of the Final Edition New Beetle at the 2009 LA Auto Show.

The 2010 Volkswagen New Beetle Convertible is a two-door convertible with seating for up to four passengers. The New Beetle Convertible is powered by a 2.5L five-cylinder engine that produces 150 hp. The 2.5L engine is linked to either a five-speed manual or a six-speed automatic, and pushes the car along at 28 mpg on the highway.

If you ain't ready for the truth, then you better be ready for the lies.

he seems smart, young, charming, attractive, n yet he seems single, but, he is taken? oh no, he isn't, wat worse is/the truth is, he is married!!! wtf... hw to discriminate a married man? n hell yeah, y nowadays those married man like to mingle around wit those young gals, r they easier to get? to prove their market? damn fucking depressed!!!! married man, get away from me plz~~~~

Friday, July 30, 2010

The relationship advice

Do u kno tat


A female zebra pays more attention to a male zebra if it’s taken? So wat do tis mean by tat?

Well, lets put tis on human. U hv a crush on someone, but he/she nvr reli notice u, sexual jealousy can b a strong motivator, so u might doing these:

- Getting an invisible gf/bf on the phone in front of him/her?

- Changing status on the fb/msn?

- Get a fake gf/bf?

So that he/she might see u in a new light, but in condition tat he/she muz oso hav a little crush on u, if u r no one for him/her, I bet he/she wont b even notice the change of ur status…

Anyhow, human r nt zebras, so is tis working? For u to try out!!!


 
zebra rape

Saturday, July 24, 2010

paul the octopus


do u kno...

Paul became internationally famous for correctly predicting the winner of Germany's seven matches at the 2010 World Cup, as well as the final.


Paul was presented with two boxes containing food in the form of a mussel, each box marked on the outside with the flag of a national football team in an upcoming match. He chose the box with the flag of the winning team in four of Germany's six Euro 2008 matches, and in all seven of their matches in the 2010 World Cup. He correctly predicted a win for Spain against the Netherlands in the World Cup final on 11 July by eating the mussel in the box with the Spanish flag on it. His predictions were 100% (8/8) correct for the 2010 World Cup and 86% (12/14) correct overall. Paul was retired after the 2010 FIFA World Cup. The keeper at the aquarium claims that Paul was not the octopus which predicted the results for the 2008 UEFA European Football Championships, which would give him 100% accuracy overall.
 (wikipedia)



n how do octopus breed?

Octopus reproduce in a very unique way. When they are ready to mate, the male octopus inserts a special arm called the hectocotylus, which is filled with sperm cells, into the mantle cavity of the female. The female's mantle cavity is filled with eggs which are then fertilized and are attached to her lair where she guards them until they hatch. Male octopuses die about a few months after mating, and female octopuses die shortly after the eggs have hatched.

so, as a conclusion


paul is stil a virgin!! can we assume tat his accuracy in the wc prediction is bcoz of he is stil a virgin, he is stil remaining his purity soul? wtf!!! haha, so if he die after mating, whos going to predict the upcoming premium cup n wc? paul son? or PAUL VAN DYK? or paul hv to keep his virginity till de day he die? pity paul!!!


can he predict the toto, magnum, o all sort of gambling games for us? lmao!!!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

the ugly truth

finaly i kno the truth, n i'm mad yet sad... well, at least i kno wats the situation n i kno wat to do for the nex, thx for the weekend... thx for the rumors, thx for the so call scandal, n thx for the lesson.....

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